Just south of manic
and north of exuberant
It started as an answer to the banal, automoton-like exchange between people meeting. "How are you?" "Good; you?" Or something similar. Eschewing the rote, mechanical, emotionless pablum of the most critical part of an interaction, (the beginning, which sets the entire tone,) we developed Frantastical™ as a gob-smacking, energy inducing response.
Frantasticality™ can be your very own caffeine powered kick to the Karma. Sans caffeine, calories, and artificial anything.
A diamond studded 2x4 that you can carry with you anywhere. No need to check it with TSA or even store it under your seat. Make it yours and it's always in your overhead (Like that entendre? It was inspired by FRANTASTICALITY! ™)
There are no medical contraindications for the use of Frantastical, and you may expect it's effects to last up to 24 hours. No unpleasant aftertaste, bloating or cramping. In fact, you'll enjoy a longer lasting erect posture and experience overall feelings of goodness. Shoulders back, stronger core. Frantasticality™ may be employed immediately before, during and after swimming. Clothing is optional. Regular flossing is always recommended. (You are flossing, yes? Please tell me you're flossing)
Can you smell that? It's called fierce optimism.
Frantasticality will wake you out of the everyday doldrumish groove that your life may have become.
Say it out loud for yourself. Say "FRANTASTICAL"™ Don't be shy! Say it with vigor! Growl the "R" like you're gargling and let fly with with an evolved and chest felt "AN-TASTICAL"! Let it BE the enthusiasim that is YOURS! Own it. Hell, it's free! No EULA or cookies, no tracking to worry about. Our gift to you.
Next time someone asks "How you doin' ?" blast back with an enthusiastic
"FRANTASTICAL!™ HOW ABOUT YOU?"
Observe your first and second Chakras. Can you feel it? Observe. Simultaneously watch listen and feel. Make and keep eye contact and expect an amazing response. ENGAGE. The smile you receive back will be authentic, and the interaction will be more meaningful. Guaranteed!
It'll energize both of you and set you apart as the enthusiastic winner you really are. What could be better?
Frantasticality™ can be your very own caffeine powered kick to the Karma. Sans caffeine, calories, and artificial anything.
A diamond studded 2x4 that you can carry with you anywhere. No need to check it with TSA or even store it under your seat. Make it yours and it's always in your overhead (Like that entendre? It was inspired by FRANTASTICALITY! ™)
There are no medical contraindications for the use of Frantastical, and you may expect it's effects to last up to 24 hours. No unpleasant aftertaste, bloating or cramping. In fact, you'll enjoy a longer lasting erect posture and experience overall feelings of goodness. Shoulders back, stronger core. Frantasticality™ may be employed immediately before, during and after swimming. Clothing is optional. Regular flossing is always recommended. (You are flossing, yes? Please tell me you're flossing)
Can you smell that? It's called fierce optimism.
Frantasticality will wake you out of the everyday doldrumish groove that your life may have become.
Say it out loud for yourself. Say "FRANTASTICAL"™ Don't be shy! Say it with vigor! Growl the "R" like you're gargling and let fly with with an evolved and chest felt "AN-TASTICAL"! Let it BE the enthusiasim that is YOURS! Own it. Hell, it's free! No EULA or cookies, no tracking to worry about. Our gift to you.
Next time someone asks "How you doin' ?" blast back with an enthusiastic
"FRANTASTICAL!™ HOW ABOUT YOU?"
Observe your first and second Chakras. Can you feel it? Observe. Simultaneously watch listen and feel. Make and keep eye contact and expect an amazing response. ENGAGE. The smile you receive back will be authentic, and the interaction will be more meaningful. Guaranteed!
It'll energize both of you and set you apart as the enthusiastic winner you really are. What could be better?
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